screamflydream:

iridessence:

neopetcemetery:

the flawless diversity of fox news anchors

I thought these were the same woman at first.

same

screamflydream:

iridessence:

neopetcemetery:

the flawless diversity of fox news anchors

I thought these were the same woman at first.

same

(via lire)

@2 hours ago with 102228 notes

emma’s response to douglas booth’s als ice bucket challenge nomination (donate here!)

emma’s response to douglas booth’s als ice bucket challenge nomination (donate here!)

(Source: watsonlove)

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the-winchesters-boo:

He has the PERFECT wife.

(Source: chronicallyannoyed, via lil-asskicker)

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spacekake:

[img: a text using emoticons of various plants with jeans underneath. Text reads : “plants with pants”. Reply is the artist’s rendition of what the plants would look like as a boyband.]
japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

spacekake:

[img: a text using emoticons of various plants with jeans underneath. Text reads : “plants with pants”. Reply is the artist’s rendition of what the plants would look like as a boyband.]

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

(via lucyliuism)

@2 hours ago with 293732 notes

fuumakotaro:

why not heterosexual UNawareness month

pretend heterosexuals don’t exist for the WHOLE month

(Source: cainaoya, via chainsandshipsexciteme)

@2 hours ago with 18371 notes
shitfestcomic:

#136
@2 hours ago with 13972 notes

"

You will be out with friends
when the news of her existence
will be accidentally spilled all over
your bar stool. Respond calmly
as if it was only a change in weather,
a punch line you saw coming.
After your fourth shot of cheap liquor,
leave the image of him kissing another woman
in the toilet.

In the morning, her name will be
in every headline: car crash, robbery, flood.
When he calls you, ignore the hundreds of ropes
untangling themselves in your stomach.
You are the best friend again. He invites
you over for dinner and you say yes
too easily. Remind yourself this isn’t special,
it’s only dinner, everyone has to eat.
When he greets you at the door, do not think
for one second you are the reason
he wore cologne tonight.

In his kitchen, he will hand-feed you
a piece of red pepper. His laugh
will be low and warm and it will make you
feel like candlelight. Do not think this is special.
Do not count on your fingers the number
of freckles you could kiss too easily.
Try to think of pilot lights and olive oil,
not everything you have ever loved about him,
or it will suddenly feel boiling and possible
and so close. You will find her bobby pins
laying innocently on his bathroom sink.
Her bobby pins. They look like the wiry legs
of spiders, splinters of her undressing
in his bed. Do not say anything.
Think of stealing them, wearing them
home in your hair. When he hugs you goodbye,
let him kiss you on the forehead.
Settle for target practice.

At home, you will picture her across town
pressing her fingers into his back
like wet cement. You will wonder
if she looks like you, if you are two bedrooms
in the same house. Did he fall for her features
like rearranged furniture? When he kisses her,
does she taste like wet paint?

You will want to call him.
You will go as far as holding the phone
in your hand, imagine telling him
unimaginable things like you are always
ticking inside of me
and I dream of you
more often than I don’t.
My body is a dead language
and you pronounce
each word perfectly.

Do not call him.
Fall asleep to the hum of the VCR.
She must make him happy.
She must be
She must be his favorite place in Minneapolis.
You are a souvenir shop, where he goes
to remember how much people miss him
when he is gone.

"

Sierra DeMulder, Unrequited Love Poem (via saulrosenbear)

(Source: theoryoflostthings, via lire)

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fishgrl0:

pomfette:

date a boy who thinks all your jokes are funny and is slightly afraid youre going to snap his neck unprovoked

I’m pretty sure this is how Clint feels about Natasha

(via savebyjohnson)

@2 hours ago with 224776 notes

floozys:

why is catcalling called catcalling? i like cats and i would quite like them calling me to see how i am or to make plans to meet for brunch, catcalling should be called something more accurate like asshole screeching or insecure masculinity 

(via dinosaurparfait)

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